It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
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All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
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Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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