Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
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Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
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I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
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