why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
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i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
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I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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