the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
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I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
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Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
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