I'm sorry for everything. i woke up with two citations stapled to my shirt.
How did I get so drunk? We had to fish that girl out of the Goodwill Donation Box.
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
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buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
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I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
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