Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
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His hands were made for my vagina.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
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Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
I now know he's been cheating for a while. I also know HER name, address, phone number, Facebook account, religion and zodiac sign. I feel like I'm earning my restraining order. Point is, never fuck over a librarian.
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
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