I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
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my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
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I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
If I get laid tonight it will 1.) Prove that the sex gods do in fact exist, and 2.) Show that I am one motherfucking badass bitch.
Why did my mother make you get naked?
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
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