Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
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You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
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I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
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I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
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