No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
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What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
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It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
My Sexting was not on an AP level
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
Randomize