They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
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I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
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ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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