i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
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I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
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You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
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