She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
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I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
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just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
At least I’m an “essential employee” and can still bang my boss. \n\nFingers crossed my husband doesn’t ask why I’m essential, the orgasms are too good to give up during this pandemic
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