Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
So many bounce houses so little time
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And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
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Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
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