I'm laying in your front yard are you home
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
should my penis look like a turkey
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You kept trying to hail an ambulance
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
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What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
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