Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The drugstore has summer clearance. I bought you a little mermaid bucket. Now your hangovers will feel more like childhood adventures.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
Randomize