Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
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PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
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Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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