I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
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I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
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I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
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