Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
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i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
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you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
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