I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
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Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
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When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
Yeah everywhere i go i feel like a 3rd or 5th or (2n+1)th wheel. That's right, i'm a mathematically depressed drunk.
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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