they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
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Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
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The oven caught fire. I put it out, but called the fire department just to make sure it was okay since the smoke wasn't going away
You just wanted to meet firemen
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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