just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
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yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
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you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
I just found a bag of chex mix in my clutch
You were feeding it to the bartender last night
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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