wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
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Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
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This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
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