butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
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throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
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Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
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