He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
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i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
I am never going on a blind date ever again. He drank way too much and kept telling me I had a nice boob. Like.. Singular. What's the other one? The ugly twin?
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
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Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
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