This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
I walked in on my roommate finishing watching something on his computer. There was cum all over his screen. He awkwardly said hi and pulled up his pants.
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
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A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
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We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
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