I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
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you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
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Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
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