i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
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I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
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His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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