Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
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He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
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I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
When you went off to sleep with that guy that looked like a dirty Jesus and I asked why all you had to say "trying to keep Christ in Christmas" and left. The Vatican called, you're going to Hell.
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
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