these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
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Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
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Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
Hey kevin, it's Ashlee. I have been trying to get ahold of you. Your pledge gave me your number. I really wanted to apologize for shitting in your car I'll buy new upholstery or pay to have it shampooed if needed. I'm so embarrassed.
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
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