pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
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I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
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Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
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