Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
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Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
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it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
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