it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
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i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
She needs sedatives and a leash
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I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
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