but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
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We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
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dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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