we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
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For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
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he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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