I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
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and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
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I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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