how can u be prego again
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
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she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Did you put pizza in my boxers last night?
I left you 4 hours ago. Have you been walking around with shit in your pants all day?
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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