I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
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Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
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My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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