O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
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don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
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The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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