just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
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shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
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Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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