remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
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I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
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Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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