And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
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so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
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And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
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