Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
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well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
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I need to do something profound in the next three and a half years so that when my kids ask what I did in my twenties I have something to say other than "made bad decisions"
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
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