Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
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I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
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If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
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