he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
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at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
He set two of my ex boyfriends on fire at two different bars without anyone knowing it was him or how it happened either time. He might be a fucking super hero
I mean, they were small fires and no one got hurt, but still. Awesome.
Was having relations of the behind variety with my girlfriend. Based on where we were at I could see myself in the bathroom mirror. You know I did the Patrick Bateman point and wink at the mirror and turned on sissudio by Phil Collins.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
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It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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