Tbell employee was shuffling through my bag, calling off each item i ordered to make sure it was all there. I stopped him halfway through with "guy, don't worry, I'm high as shit, I'll eat anything."
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
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Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
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I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
I met my future wife last night. She's a bombshell from Delaware, hates Trump, and humiliated two old men in a GOP healthcare debate while simultaneously convincing them to pick up both of our bar tabs.
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
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