He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
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She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
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He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
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