Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
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I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
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In other news, I just burned my penis
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
One lone grasshopper in the whataburger bathroom. Don't know how it got there. Scared the fuck out of me. Also puked over the side of the silverado fence. The horses looked disappointed. Animal magnetism is beautiful. You taught me well. I love you.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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