Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
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Just used the salt in the bottom of my mcdonalds bag from last night on the eggs i made this morning. Way too hungover for this
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
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Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
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