I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
I feel like abortions should bother me more
Do vagina's smell?
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
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there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
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I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
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