can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
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Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
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You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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